What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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