At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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