Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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