I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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