My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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