she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He did a backflip because drugs
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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