Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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