I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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