guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's the barista slut.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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