So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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