he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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