Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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