Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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