I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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