How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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