yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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