Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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