Hey man sorry I got all grabby
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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