I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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