I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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