One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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