I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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