Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
