Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
It was confusing and full of hummus
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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