We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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