All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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