did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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