I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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