Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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