That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
how drunk are you?
Several
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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