Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
