What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize