He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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