What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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