they need to just BURY HIM!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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