Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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