i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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