finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We left an ass print on the piano.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize