Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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