So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
