Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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