just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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