Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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