I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
and you said cock pushups were impossible
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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