Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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