and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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