Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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