Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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