we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
