YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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