Are we in a gay sports bar?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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