For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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