never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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