ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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