On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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